What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Then came..

Minds and Behinds

What life lesson did you learn the hard way?

They put up a sign reading

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

What do you think is the most powerful line in the song "Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien" by Édith Piaf?

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Just Forget it!

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So, the docs changed it to read

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Catatonics & High Colonics

How should I handle my co-worker (he’s 15 years older than me) who often subtly belittles me and push his work to me?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

Still no good.

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Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Still no good

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

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