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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:54

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
What life lesson did you learn the hard way?
They put up a sign reading
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
What do you think is the most powerful line in the song "Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien" by Édith Piaf?
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
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So, the docs changed it to read
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Still no good.
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Next, they tried...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No way
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
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